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justin:

Watch this in case you’re not sure …

By far one of the most creative ideas for a proposals that I’ve heard of in a long time.  I hope she says yes! I think all of tumblr is waiting.

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The Drexel Shaft got it’s final blow this morning.

mutations:

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decompose:

Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That’s all I need. 
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. 
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette? 
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. 
Donnie: Smurfette doesn’t fuck. 
Sean Smith: That’s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. 
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. 
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay? 
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. 
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. 
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick? 
Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

One of my all time favorite scenes from one of my all time favorite movies.

mutations:

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thedailywhat:

Animated GIF of the Day: BRB, staring at this all day.

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Holiday coke cans. =]

swipebook:

d-vip:

A-mazing.

watch.

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